.....from Barry's Bunker.....

(with thanks to Harry The Cat)

A Few Quickies


A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A man's house is his hassle.
Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
Cole's law- thinly sliced cabbage.
Courage is fear that said its prayers.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal!
Does your back go out more than you do?
Eat yogurt and get culture.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Happiness is wanting what you have.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you were built upside down.
Lawyers work in their briefs
If you see an onion ring---answer it.
Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer.
The cost of feathers is higher, that makes down up.
When you get what you want you don't want it as much.
An optimist laughs to forget..A pessimist forgets to laugh.